Quotes of Mind…

Quotes of Mind…

1.Russian General in 1987:

“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”

2. By American General in 2004:

“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”

3. By indian General in Siachin War:

“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.

I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.

We salute pathans.

Be united , We r all Pakistanis.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 867 views
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