Meri Toh Ho Gayi Hai
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1152 views
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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain
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Doctor: Dekhiye aapke pati ko rest ki zaroorat hai….yeh sleeping tablets leejiye….
Wife: Unko yeh kab dena hai doctor ?
Doctor: Yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;-
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Pati Bhaga Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola
Pati: “Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai”
Manager: “Main Kya Karu?”
Pati: “Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai“
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Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.
Polio team bhagi
Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?
SON: Khirki sy?
MOM: Woh kaisay?
SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali
Aunty sy kaha
" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.
If women could read minds,
every second man will get slapped. ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)