Meri Toh Ho Gayi Hai
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1151 views
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