Wife Load

Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se
marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna
Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.
Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare
oper rakh do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 808 views
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