HUSBAND ne WIFE se
HUSBAND ne WIFE se:
"HATA Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe,
A Jaane-E-Tamanna
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KHUDA Kasam
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Agli Baar "Khane" Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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