Challak Miyan Biwi
Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...
Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
pankha chala diya tau mom-batti bhuj jayegi, pher andhery ma kia karogy.. :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 517 views
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