Teacher: Insan wu hay ju dusru k kaam aaye Pappu: Lekin exam kay waqt na tu khud insan bantee hay na dusrun ku bannay deti hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 488 views

UPS lagwaya hy.

1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Abey chup baith

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

BF. main tumhara mobile dehk sakti ho.

BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ji is filling up a job

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du
ya chhoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)