Bachpan me maa ki baat
Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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