Santa : O Banno Car ki speed

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho
jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 875 views
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