A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1070 views

So Jate Hain Bed pr KitaabeN

So Jate Hain Bed pr KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair kr

...Faraz..

Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli khaya nhi krte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to

Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy

Or

Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy

Notes Banata Hy Notes.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Reverse Geare

Driver: Sahab poora petrol khatam ho gaya hai…..
ab gaadi aage nahi jaayegi…
Sahab: Teek hai ek kaam kar, gaadi reverse le aur
ghar vaapas chal….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are We Poisonous?

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Asked A Doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai

Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye

Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)