Class ko der kyu pahunche?
Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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Or
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