Kisi Maa Nay Ajj Tak Aisi Olaad Peda Nahi Ki
Jo
(‘,’)/
<)) Meray Number Par 50 Rupay Ka LOad Karwa Day.
Ha KOi Esa Maa Ka Laal?
Full Challenge. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 842 views

Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newtons Law Of Ishq

Newtons First Law Of Ishq:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals

Newtons 2nd Law Of Ishq:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of

The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increament Or Decreament Of The Bank Balance.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki-parso me tume rakhi

Ladki-parso me tume rakhi bandhne ayi thi, par tumne nhi bandhwai, q?

boy-Agar me tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya bandhwayegi
ladke mahan he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)