Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?
Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?
Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej Par Hi Rehti Hain.
Naukar: Lekin Unme Se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai.
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