Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.

Son: Konsi Bike?

... Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye

Aur

Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views

Yar mari biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl in Burkha

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I know all of them

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bus ne zor se dhaka mara

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor
se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)