Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 907 views

Pathan 2 Sardar:

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumne Apni Mummy Se

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hasrate dedar

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

should never say

Is it true that you were present until you left the building?

Who was it that got killed in the accident - you or your sister?.

When the two cars collided, how far away from each other were they?

Was that the first time that your brother had committed suicide?

When he took your photo, were you present?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot

CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)