Santa & Banta were going with their friend

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 884 views
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