darya main lassi
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han....
3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.......
wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha.......itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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