Teacher: Spell Ambulance?
Teacher: Spell Ambulance?
Student: A…. M…. B…. U….
Teacher: Faster!!!!
Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 839 views
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