Teacher: Spell Ambulance?

Teacher: Spell Ambulance?

Student: A…. M…. B…. U….

Teacher: Faster!!!!

Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 813 views
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