Pagal Ho Jaunga
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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