Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 970 views

What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sapply

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?

Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A song 4 You!

A song 4 You!

Agar Tum Mil Jao

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Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.

Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.

Bas Tum Mil Jaao.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)