Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja tha
Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.
Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baitha Aadmi Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Red Light Thi”
Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Phir Red Light Aayi Phir Nikal Diya, Aadmi Aur Jayada Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji Marwaoge Kya Red Light Thi”
Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hain Pathan Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Aage Green Light Aayi To
Pathan Ne Zor Ka Break Mara Aur Wahi Ruk Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Ab To Chalo Green Light Hai”
Pathan: “Abbey Marwayega Kya, Udhar Se Koi Pathan Aa Raha Hua To?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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