wife:subah mere chehre pe pani

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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