2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 725 views

Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar

Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar
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_! !_ .... mere se dialogue
bazi...:p :O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya

Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya Kyun?

Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai

Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Imran Ashraf (few years ago!)

pathan in race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)