Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 951 views

Pathan

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A small argument between

A small argument between a couple turns violent.Angry

Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Urdu Funny Quote – RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
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Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
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Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Fact1: You can no

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...



Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)