Pathan
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…
Teacher:
10 fruits k naam btao…
Sardar:
1 amrood,
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1 Saib,
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Tey 8 Maltey :-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 786 views
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