Unconcerned window
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 853 views
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