Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.

To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?

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