Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe
Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.
K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.
Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.
To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?
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