ek kanjoos ladki shopkeeper se
ek kanjoos ladki shopkeeper se boli- aisa saboon do jo kam ghise aur nahane k bad chehre par laali la de..... shopkeeper naukar se bola memshab ko 1 eet ka tukda laa do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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