Pakistan ka match

Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=

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