Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to student

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

A man came home late at night after a party.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Naalayko Kabhi Padd Bhi Liya Karo

Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha

Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”

Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”

Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”

Beta: “Facebook“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kamjori hai

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."

Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)