Already married
Santa Kissed His Girl Friend In The Park
Girl: Plz Ye Sb Shadi Se Pehle
Santa: Dont Worry Darling
I M Already Married
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha
Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??
Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.
Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.
Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?
Santa: A police dog.
Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.
Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye or dua mangi
Bachay naik niklein, kuch dino bad bache nikle
1st bacha namaz padta howa nikla
2nd tasbi parhta hua, 3rd wazo karta howa
4th naat perta hua 5wa nahee nikla to
Murgi pareshan ho gaye aur dua karne lagi
Phir anday say awaz aye ami ma aetikaf ma beta howa ho
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
To
The Principal,
Delhi Public School,
Sir,
Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.
Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.
Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.
Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
Hazaron Musibton
Se
Nijaat Dilata Hai,,
Magar,
Bivi Se Nahi..;-p
by lescol (few years ago!)
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:park me aisy kiun bethay ho?
Admi:hum donon shadi shuda hain
police:to ghar me betho
admi:es ka shohar aur meri bv mind karte hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.
is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”
us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”
dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?”
us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)