Kajol
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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