Baby was putting Dog'
Baby was putting Dog's Tail into a Pipe.
Man- Hey mad,
Dogs Tail wil never become straight.
Baby - Hey idiot,
I am trying to bend the Pipe.
Have a funny day.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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