Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga

Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu sala"KUTTA" he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views

Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ManMohan Singh

India Mai Ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS Hai

Bolta B Hai
Chalta B Hai
Khata B Hai
Monchen Hain Us Ki

Pagri Pehnta Hai
Naam Hai Uska…

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kon Bane ga Karor Pati

Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?

Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan

Pthan: Life line 50/50.

A. Dilawer
c. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote,

75% Dilwer
25% Feroze

Pathan: my last line phone a friend.

Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!

by Raju (few years ago!)

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah
pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)