Tu dharti pe chahe jaha
Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri khusbu se Pehchan Lunga
Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu sala"KUTTA" he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 731 views
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