Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya
Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya Biwi Ne Us Se Puchha.
Biwi: “Aap Har Hafte Fishing Ke Liye Jaate Ho Na?”
Pati: “Haan, Toh…?”
Biwi: “Aaj Wo Machhli Aayi Thi, Bol Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maan Banne Wali Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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