Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu
Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.
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