1 aurat Coma main chali gai

1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the

lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 726 views
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