Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1019 views

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein hota

Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein Ejaad Hota to?

Like: Lush

Comment: Jhuti Tareef.

Unlike: Ponka

Single: Akeli hai, Patalo isay

In a Relationship with Asim: Asim k Saath Full time Chakkar

Home: Apna Adda

Add as Friend: Yaar Banao aur Chakkar Chalao

Remove Friend: Isko Chor, New Pata

Friendlist: Apnay Jigri Yaar

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas

Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha

Patni: “Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho, Beer Pite Ho To Darling, Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?”

Pati: “Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Is Too Hard For Kids

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,

“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”

His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”

The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”

Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”

Little Boy: “Yes”

Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,

Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”

The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)