Sardar Wife
Sardar Wife: Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na
Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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