Main Tumhari Double Insult
Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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