Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki
uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani
nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 849 views

lipton

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

by zohaib (few years ago!)

A Frog Calls A Psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yaar bahut raat ho gyi

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Islamization in Pakistan

There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.

No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like

Subhan-Allah
&
Mashallah :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)