The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HAQIQAT

HAQIQAT:

Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain

aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar

jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,

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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)

Gor se parny ka shukriya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

what is the mostDANGEROUS

what is the mostDANGEROUS Alphpet?








W





bcoz all worries start with W



who?
why?
when?
which?
where?
War?
wine?
Women?






and most important











"WIFE"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)