Maaa
Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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