Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views
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PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Polish student was in his college
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Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."
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Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said
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Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
:-O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan. main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon, .
MURGI: haye Allah sachi, . MURGA: haan .
MURGI: chal phir aaj anda tu de=
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Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana
Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani
Ab To Bas Kardo...
Ladko Ko Patana...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye
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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Judge: Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do
Sardar: Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga
Judge: Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy
Srdar: Chashma Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."
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