SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahiMe Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 768 views
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