"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram

Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram Se Soo Rhe The
Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
Dusre Nay Kaha
Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main tumhari tapasaya

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?

Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)