Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1008 views

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

pathan repliez"No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar, 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 phtano k dermayan larai hui

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
When Afridi hits a boundary.

1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.

2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)