Shadi main khana

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 925 views
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LATAKNY SY KUCH NI HOGA AMMI KO BOLO K COMPALAN B PILAYN ;-) :D

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A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

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Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Muje Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Pay gi

Boy
Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha
Muje Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Pay gi

Girl;?
Q Mere Papa se Mile Kya?

Boy:
Ni Tumhari Behan Se mila tha.
so beautiful yaarrrrrrr.

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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