Main teri Maa Hoti Tou
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
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