Reliance 3G CDMA Akhir Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi”

Banta: “Konsi?”

Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.“

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