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doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 706 views
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