Batao Aisa Kya Karen
Santa:
Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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